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Mobile, Alabama, United States
Chip Ramsey is the former host of the Lake 98.1 morning show
Over the course of his almost five years at Lake 98.1, Chip wrote a daily blog. This is an archive of those blogs.
Chip is now Program Director of WNSP, Mobile, AL

Monday, January 17, 2011

07/10 Archive

7/30/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
  • A new study says that 43% of peopl, e who lose their jobs fall out of touch with close friends due to the sense of shame that unemployment brings upon them. Here's some free advice from someone who has been there a couple of times (I work in broadcasting, remember?) First, don't depend on people from your former place of employment to be around for you. Most of them will distance themselves from you simply because they are still there and you aren't and you are of no use to them anymore. Second, this is a good time to renew acquaintances with old friends as some might provide information on where to look for a new job. Class dismissed.
  • Wanting to buy something cool but cost prohibitive. Here's how to talk yourself out of it.
  • Two pen pals who have been writing each other since 1951 finally got to meet for the first time.
7/29/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
  • A popular Australian tourist attraction that offers tours in several languages has added a new one: Klingon. I'm h, olding out for the Pig Latin tour as I am fluent in Pig Latin.
  • We've told you about the $1,000 pizza. Now meet the $69 hot dog.
  • Outgoing BP exec Tony Hayward will receive a pension of $1,000,000 a year despite the fact he botched the oil leak situation in the gulf. Don't we wish we a, ll had jobs where we could cost our companies billions of dollars, yet be rewarded for it.
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    7/25/10-Thanks to all of the nice people out in St. Nazianz yesteday making us feel welcome at the charity softball game to benifit the Savannah's Pay It Forward Foundation. The Valders Fire Department beat a scrappy Calumet County Dive and Rescue Squad 9-4. After the game, SPIFF presented a check for $6,000 to the Calumet County Dive and Rescue Team. Here's more info about SPIFF.

    7/23/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:

    • The rain really caused some issues all over South Central and South Eastern Wisconsin yesterday. Most people in our area came up okay, but in Milwaukee, especially on the Northeast and Southeast sides, not so much. Mitchell Airport got so much rain, they've closed until mid morning Friday and the Brewers game may be in jeopardy because of flooding on Miller Park Way. There was even a twenty-foot sinkhole that swallowed an SUV! With more rain on the way this weekend, the best rule is to call ahead or monitor internet reports to see where the trouble spots are and the best way to avoid them.
    • Simon Cowell is being sued by a former contestant on "Britain's Got Talent" for $3.8 million for exploitation, humiliation, degradation, and barbarism. I thought that, 's what the guy does.
    • This weekend is the 2nd Annual SPIFF Oly, mpics to benefit Savannah's Pay It forward Foundation. The money raised this weekend will assist several local schools and charitable organizations. Here's a complete schedule of events. If you attend the softball game Sunday at 4pm, you might hear a familiar voice doing PA. And no, I don't mean Chris Logan!
    7/22/10-Here's what we talked about this morning: 7/21/10-Here's what we talked about this morning: 7/20/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
    • Ladies, are you looking to increase your bust size while sneaking beverages into sporting events, movies, concerts and other venues? Then we have the bra for you. Meet the Wine Rack.
    • Airline travelers are worried that with full bo, dy scanners, airport workers will see more than the traveler bargained for. Fortunately, a new product, <, A href="http://consumerist.com/20, 10/07/will-flying-pasties-help-hide-your-private-bits-from-airport-scanners.html" target=_blank>"Flying Pasties" help alleviate fears by covering sensitive areas. Experts say the full body scanners only show an outline, so this product is probably overkill.
    • Fans of the recently canceled FX show "Damages" got good news yesterday. The show has been rescued by Direc TV, meaning you have to have be a subscriber to see it. This continues the trend started by "Friday Night Lights."7/19/10-Here's what we talked about this morning: 7/16/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
      • A woman came home from shopping and forgot that her dog was in the car. The dog, however had other ideas and blew the car horn until the woman let him out.
      • More weird fair food. At the California State Fair, you can enjoy python, alligator or frog kabobs, deep fried scorpions (covered in chocolate), chocolate covered bacon and dep fried Twinkies and moon pies. I think I'll stick to cream puff, s.
      • At Great America in Waukegan, IL, two men attacked Porky Pig. Daffy Duck and Sylvester Cat are being sought for questioning.
      7/15/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
      • I hope everyone made it okay through the storms last night. I was too busy sleeping to notice, so either they couldn't have been that bad or I sleep like a dead man.
      • According t, o an expert, the difference between the super rich and the rest of us is that the super rich have no emotional attachment to money. And no worries about it, either.
      • Carl's Junior, the west coast version of Hardees, is testing a new foot long hamburger sandwich. This one might catch on.
      • A woman in Colorado has been sentenced to thirty days in the crossbar Hilton for taping her boyfriend's dog to his refrigerator. She says she did it to get back at him for paying more attention to the dog than to her. This woman doesn't need jail, she needs therapy.Good thing her boyfriend didn't own a rabbit or we could have had a replay of "Fatal Attraction."
      7/14/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
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    • A restaurant manager in Rock Island, IL decided to take his $20,000 deposit to a casino where he would add to the amount and pocket the profits. Unfortunately, he wasn't a very good gambler and lost the whole thing. His consolation prize? A nice, , gently worn, orange jumpsuit.
    • New at the 2010 Iowa State Fair: The Twinkie Log, which is a frozen Twinkie dipped in white chocolate and rolled in crushed pecans.
    • Susie from St Nicholas Hospital dropped by for a few minutes to thank all who participated in this year's race. This year, they had one of their best turnouts ever, which meant they raised lots of money for some important hospital causes. Thanks for your help!
    7/6/10-Here's what we talked about this morning: 7/3/10-Thanks to all of the great folks at,the St. Nicholas,, Hospital Freedom Run for their courtesy and good works. We enjoyed our second year out there and we look forward to next year. Here are the results from this year's race.

    7/2/10-Here's what we talked abou, t , this morning:

  • How do you make what comes out of the vuvuzela better? You do this:


  • 7/1/10-Here's what we talked about this morning:
    • A driver in Ohio was arrested for fifth offense drunk driving. His name? Donald Duck. I guess if you had to go through life with a name like that, you'd drink a lot, too.Just ordering a pizza must be hilarious."Name, pleas, e?" "Last name Duck, first name Donald.""Sure pal, why don't you order a pizza from Mickey Mouse!" (Click) I just wonder if he was wearing pants.
    • The Prez was in Racine yesterday and before his big speech, he went and bought some Kringle. No word as to whether or not he stopped at the Mars Cheese Castle.