- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues today between 11-1 at Kwik Trip on Hamilton St. in Manitowoc. Thanks to Gail and her staff at the Kwik Trip on Washington St. for the hospitality yesterday. Especially Don who acted as my personal assistant.
- Another star was sent home last night on "Dancing with the Stars." Shannon Elizabeth, who broke down in tears last week was given something to really cry about last night as she was eliminated from competition. It was the Mambo that did her in.
- Carly Simon has a rooting interest in the latest edition of American Idol. The 70's songstress is pulling hard for Brooke, who earlier in the competition sang Carly's signature "You're So Vain." Maybe Carly will tell Brooke who the song is about (most people think it's Warren Beatty, but Carly has never admitted it.)
4/29/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues t, oday at Kwik Trip in Manitowoc. We'll be at the Washington St. location from 11am-1pm. Thanks to Kim, Belva and the rest of the crew in Kiel for making us feel so welcome yesterday.
- A judge in New York City tell parents they can live without talking to their kids for a few hours each day. That's why she refused to lift a cell phone ban in city schools. I agree that kids shouldn't have cell phones in schools...and adults shouldn't have them during business meetings. Or in theaters. Or while driving.
- MSNBC and men's health magazine are now the salt police, detailing the 20 saltiest foods in America. You can avoid putting salt on your food if you season it with sea salt (or kosher salt) while you are cooking it. It flavors the food, removes a lot of the moisture, adds flavor and negates the need to salt it with table salt which is not good for you.
- What's the biggest economic worry American families have? Rising gas prices.
- Apparently there is a fight over fat. Advocates contend that the overweight are discriminated against and want laws to protect them. Others say if fat people can't police themselves to exercise and eat healthy it's their own fault.
4/28/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- It's national cubicle day. To get you in the mood, here's some quotes from "Office Space."
- You think your paycheck stinks? You have no idea.
- Look who are joining forces to do a movie: Picino and DeNiro. And it's more than the 10 minutes they did together in "Heat"
4/25/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in the crossbar Hilton for failing to pay income taxes. While Snipes lawyers felt the punishment didn't fit the crime (felony charges were dropped) the Judge in the case said that Snipes showed "a history of contempt over a period of time" for U.S. tax laws. That would be all Americans, your honor.
- Former Child star and '30 icon Shirley Temple (Black) found a unique way to celebrate her 80th birthday: A broken arm.
- Today, we start a series of field trips to local Kwik Trips around the area. Today, we'll be in Chilton from 1pm-3pm and in New Holstein from 3pm-5pm. We'll have some awesome deals on Pepsi products and prizes! Here's the entire 2008 Chip Ramsey Kwik Trip World tour.
4/24/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Don't be alarmed (pardon the pun) if you hear the warning sirens going off this afternoon in Sheboygan County. As part of tornado preparedness week, there will be a drill this afternoon around 1:20pm. This is only a drill.
- Jonesing for your favorite candy bar but can't find it in the store? It may be discontinued.
- A couple of weird criminals are in the news this morning. First, a man who was involved in a hit and run accident disappeared down a sewer to evade capture. Good thing Ed Norton ratted him out. Then, a guy walked into a Milwaukee veterans center empty handed and walked out with a 52" flat screen TV. In broad daylight.
4/23/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Marlee Matlin was cut from "Dancing with the Stars" last night.
- Last night on "American Idol", it was Andrew Lloyd Webber night. That's some intense music to sing. Brooke sang "If You Love me." Simon was less than impressed. But then again, whe, n was the last time Simon WAS impressed. Brooke seems like the pressure is starting to get to her.
- You would think having a sitting President on your show would give you a ratings boost. Not necessarily so.
- A new study shows that what you eat while you are expecting can determine the sex of your child. Guys, if you really want a son, bring her McDonald's every single day.
- Which of your favorite stars supports Barrack Obama and which support Hillary? We've got your list right here.
4/22/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- This morning we talked to author and creator of "Happy the Hodag" Jill Kuzmarski. Jill is a Wisconsin native who wanted to make the mythical forest creature less scary for young children. Here's our conversation. You can find out more about Happy and his pal Buddy and order Jill's books on her website.
- It's amazing what kind of lame excuses drivers come up with when they get stopped by the police for speeding. One guy, clocked at 110 in a 65 told the arresting officer he was "in a hurry." Another guy clocked for speeding told police it was his right to pass slower motorists. In the words of the late Jim Croce in his song "Speedball Tucker", "95 was the route you were on, it was not the speed limit si, gn."
4/21/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our weird criminal this morning is a thief in Florida who broke into a restaurant and ran off with a cash register. I wonder what will happens when he cracks it open and finds out it was empty?
- According to an expert (who else?), old school baby names are making a comeback. People are going back to naming children things like Abigail and Sadie as opposed to Emma and Isabella. Wake me up when people start naming their children Myrna aga,,
in (that's my mom's name and yes, she was named after Myrna Loy, thanks for asking.) - Danica Patrick has become the first woman to win a major auto race, speeding to victory in the Indy Racing League's Japan 300. Anybody who thinks women can't drive fast has never been in a car with my wife, Princess, driving.
4/18/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- On John McCain's website, the soon to be Republican presidential nominee's wife Cindy posted some recipes that were claimed to be handed down by the McCain family. Unless John McCain is related to Bobby Flay, Emeril Lagasse, Giada De Laurentiis and Paula Deen, the recipes were copied off the Food Network web site. The McCain campaign says an intern did it. This is one time someone took Sandra Lee's concept of semi-homemade a little too far.
- A man proposed to his girlfriend in a crossword puzzle. That's right, he submitted a puzzle to USA Today and then watched as his girlfriend, an avid puzzle doer, found his proposal at 58 across. Maybe he'll create a JUMBLE pre-nup.
- A man in New York was blown against a wall after a toilet he was sitting on exploded. It most likely will be a while before he eats at Taco Bell again.
4/17/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- When you do your grocery shopping, do you put items (laundry soap, water softener salt, soda pop) on the bottom rack of your cart. A man in Cleveland, OH did and then forgot it was on his cart. How did the store react? He was immediately arrested, even though it appears it was an honest mistake. A security guard who made the collar informed him "It's like robbing a bank. You can't get caught and then offer to give the money back." Anyone smell lawsuit here?
- Kristy Lee Cook is the latest contestant to be voted off "American Idol." I thought Simon was particularly snarky to her. Of course, it seems Simon is snarky to everyone.
- A lottery winner in New York state doesn't want to be bothered now that he's won $14 million. So, he showed up for his ceremonial check in a hat, sun glasses and a goatee---drawn on with magic marker. I guess when you win $14 million, you can afford to have the Sharpie professionally cleaned from your chin.
4/16/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Last night on "American Idol", Mariah Carey was the featured artist. I t, , hought Carly did a nice job on "Without You." On "Dancing with the Stars", it was Priscillia Presley's turn to get booted. She handled it with a great deal of class.
- A Walmart in Virginia drew the attention of local police when a customer reported that the doors to the store were locked and someone inside was running around with a gun. It turns out it was an exterminator who was trying to rid the store of birds by using an air gun. Here is a picture of the exterminator::
- A 13 year-old in Washington has set a new record for blowing up balloons with his nose. Kids these days!
4/15/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Today is a day to get all your financial ducks in a row. Not only is it <, A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_Day" target=_blank>tax day, but it's also the day the power company can cut you off if your bill isn't paid up.
- Dr. Phil decided that posting the bail for the ringleader of the group of Florida girls who beat up another girl and then posted it on Youtube was over the top, even for his show. So, the good Doctor has decided not to do a segment on it after all. Some things are better left to Jerry Springer anyway.
- In England, Barney the parrot is helping to teach other parrots to swear. When asked for comment, Barney responded "*%^&%$ (*^&%^* $#@@$^&&!!!!!!" Sort of sounds like my step-daughter when you ask her to clean her room or what time will she be home.
4/14/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- If you are behind in your electric bill, you may soon be sitting in the dark. Beginning tomorrow, WE Energies and other electric companies can cut customers off for non-payment of their bills. That's because the winter moratorium ends today. Best advice: Call your electric company and make a payment arrangements.&nb, sp; If you don't, not only will you have to pay your whole bill up front, but you will be hit with some hefty reconnect fees as well.
- A woman in Sheboygan was cooking when a pan of oil caught fire. The woman got first degree burns trying to get the pan outside. Here are a couple of tips: The quickest way to put out and oil fire is to cover the pan with a lid because if the fire can't get oxygen, it can't burn. If you don't have a lid, try a pizza pan. You can also put a fire out with baking soda (make sure it's not baking powder which will make the fire worse.) The other piece of advice is always have a fire extinguisher in your kitchen.
- Everything these days is kicked up. I remember when the only kind of mustard you could buy was plain old yellow mustard. Now, there are several different varieties of mustard (I like the Dijon sweet & sassy.) Now comes word that Heinz has developed a gourmet ketchup,
which will cost three times the price of normal ketchup. I don't know about you, but if I do buy some to sample it, I'll make sure my step-daughter doesn't use it on her french fries.
4/11/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- The next time you pay $.41 for a stamp, you may want to ask your postal worker where your money is going. A recent government audit uncovered a $13,000 dinner held by postal officials to woo sponsors.
- Michael Johns becomes the latest singer to get booted from American Idol. Eight contestants are left.
- CBS has cancelled the series "Secret Talents of the the Stars" after only one airing. That's a quick hook!
4/10/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- You have not seen the last of "retired" Green Bay Quarterback Brett Favre. The city of Green Bay is currently debating what street (and/or bridge) to re-name in his honor. And Favre says he's "intrigued" by the possibility of coming back and helping the Packers in mid-season if they need it.
- If you were lucky enough to have a box of 64 Crayola crayons as a kid, then you remember colors like "Raw Umber" and "Bu, rnt Sepia". Now adays, the colors have far more sophisticated and uplifting names like "fun in the sun", "bear hug", "best friends" and "happy ever after."
- Two lawyers in Oregon exchanged words and then blows after getting into a heated debate outside a courtroom. No doubt "Boston Legal" producer David E. Kelley has seen this and will probably write it into a script. Look for Alan Shore to get into a knock down, drag out with cheeky adversary Melvin Palmer. Am I right?
4/9/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Back in the day, my dad, as most dads did, would bring home the cheapest brand of beer. I asked him about that once and he said that it really didn't make a difference to him that "beer was beer." I remember brands like Ballentine, Carling's Black Label, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Stroh's and Schlitz. Into today's world of microbrews, designer beers and brand consolidation, most of these brands have gone the way of the dodo. But in an effort to resurrect the Schlitz brand, Pabst is bringing the Schlitz brand back to selected areas. No word when it will be available in Central Wisconsin.
- Speaking of beer, thieves made off with $24,000 worth of Miller Lite in Racine County. Windell Middlebrooks is being sought for questioning.
- This story about the incident at the Point Beach Nuclear Power Plant is sort of humorous in an ironic sort of way. It starts at a convenience store, where Massachusetts man asks for directions to the plant and then says to the clerk offhandedly, "I hope I don't blow the place up." The clerk apparently heard him say "I'm going to go blow the place up" and immediately notified authorities. At this point, it looks like it what it appears to be...a simple misunderstanding.
4/8/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Apparently the late actor Charlton Heston left quite an impression on residents of Manitowoc county. It turns out his wife Lydia is from Two Rivers and he and his wife visited frequently. When you read about what a nice man he was, it makes you think that today's stars could learn a lesson from him.
- A man in Oklahoma was busted for stealing pizza pans from the local pizza hut. He'd stolen so many, the restaurant had to use borrowed pans. Where exactly do you borrow a pizza pan in Ardmore, Oklahoma?
- The third oldest woman in the world is celebrating her 114th birthday. She doesn't drink or smoke, but does eat bacon on a regular basis. It begs the question: When you have a person with that many candles on their cake, do you have to have the fire department on standby?
4/7/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Actor Charlton Heston made it to the promised land over the weekend. Best known for playing Moses in "The Ten Commandments", Ben-Hur and Astronaut George Taylor in "Planet of the Apes." Later in his life, he was remembered as taking a strong stand for gun ownership as President of the NRA. I will always remember Heston for a series of Budweiser radio commercials he did in the 90's. They were very, very funny.
- A couple in Florida was picked up after she pulled a knife and he pulled a gun in a dispute over a plate of hot dogs. , Thank goodness it wasn't steak or somebody might have gotten killed.
- A Pennsylvania couple is suing Google because their house appeared on Google Street View. This is a Google application that actually shows your house on the internet, which, personally I think is cool. Unfortunately, my house doesn't show up because one of my neighbors behind me has a classified job. Seriously.
- Have a little free time on your hands? Try this cool pop culture quiz from EW.
4/6/08-I told you I was going to get after it with the grill this weekend. Kabobs, anyone?
4/4/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Before you get too worked up over those rumors that Brett Favre wants to come back and play for another team, consider the source. The LA Times is the same pa, per that had to apologize to rapper P. Diddy after accusing him of masterminding the death of rapper Tupoc. The Internet buzz is that the Times may have fallen for a blogger's April Fool's gag.
- The Beatles will never play together again, but New Kids on the Block will. They are recording a new CD and then will hit the road. The question is will their now grown up fans respond?
- Burger King has lent it's name to two new snack sensations. Called "potato snacks" they come in two flavors: "Ketchup and Fries" and "Flame Broiled" which is supposed to taste like a flame broiled hamburger. The company that mak, es them, Intensely Different" has successfully marketed a line of T.G.I. Friday's snacks as well as the popular"Tato Skins"
4/3/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- NBC has announced their fall schedule a month earlier than normal. ER comes back for a final season while Friday Night Lights gets renewed. Law & Order Classic returns in January for it's 19th season.
- A man in England was fined $140 for continuing to grunt loudly while working out with weights. In fact, he gets up to 100db, which is the same level a rock concert gets up to. That's some kind of grunt work.
- In a world where we have seen remakes of several iconic TV shows (Mission Impossible, The Fugitive, The Brady Bunch, The Beverly Hillbillies) comes word that a movie version of Magnum P.I. is in the works. Who would play Magnum? Rumor has it the part has been offered to actor Matthew McConaguhey. What's next? , Louie Anderson as Cannon? John Laroquette as Marcus Welby? Johnny Depp as MacGyver?
- Congrats to songstress Mariah Carey who with her recent number one hit "Touch My Body" passed Elvis for second on the list of most number one songs. At 38, she's got plenty of time to record three more and pass the leaders in the clubhouse...a little 60's act called The Beatles.
4/2/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Several weird criminals caught our attention , this morning. First, there was the truck driver who crashed under a bridge and blamed it on his GPS. Then, in New Orleans, there was the guy who fled police because he wrongly thought there was a warrant out for him. Finally, a woman held hostage in her car for two hours, managed to escape by subduing her captor with perfume.
- A Mexican restaurant in Arizona has streamlined their menu...by dropping tacos and tostadas from their menu. I wonder if they dropped the Chalupa. But seriously folks, isn't that like an Italian restaurant dropping spaghetti or a Jewish deli doing away with corned beef?
- A man who vaulted to fame by acting out scenes from movies on You Tube will now be appearing in a real movie. Brandon Hardesty will be appearing in the Indy film "Bart Got a Room." He gets to work with some pretty good actors like William H. Macy. Maybe this Internet thing will actually catch on.
4/1/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Today is April Fool's Day. Take it easy on the junior members of your office. I haven't done an April fool's joke since I was in college when one of the scams I pulled ended in a fist fight.
- A BBC newsreader was overcome with giggles while reading a newscast on the air. Unfortunately, she was reading a story about the death of screenwriter Abby Mann, who had written "Judgement at Nuremberg." Needless to say, many calls and e-mails followed. I can tell you from experience, once you get the giggles live on the air, there is nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide.
- At the risk of sounding like Andy Rooney, ever wonder why coins have profiles and paper money has three-quarter to full face pictures? It's because side views are easier to strike on coins. Now, off the bar with you to win some money!
- A woman who has bee, n stalking actor John Cusak was arrested in Cusak's neighborhood after not being able to pay cab fare. As the cops were hauling her off, Cusak came out of his house and pointed out that he had a restraining order against the woman. I wonder if she stands outside his window with a boom box playing "In your Eyes."