5/30/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Sad news from Hollywood this morning. Actor/Comedian Harvey Korman has died at the age of 81. Perhaps best known for being part of the "Carol Burnett Show", my favorite Harvey Korman role was that of Headly Lamarr in Blazing Saddles.
- A school district in Illinois has banned birthday cakes from brithday celebrations as part of a healthy eating initiative. What's sad is, the kids are the big losers. I mean, who wants to celebrate their birthday with tofu?
5/29/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Dunkin' Donuts has pulled a commercial featuring celebrity cook Rachael Ray after a conservative columnist complained that the scarf Ray was wearing looked like a terrorist's head dress. Rachael Ray is as much a terrorist as Roseanne is a singer.
- We have two weird criminals this morning. One tried to rob the house o, f a police sergeant in broad daylight only to be apprehended when a pan handler called in the guy's car. The other was a man arrested for speeding. He showed his thanks by backing up and on top of the arresting officer's car.
- BLOG ONLY BONUS MATERIAL!: There is a new movie in production which will be a,
prequel to Star Trek. It will feature a young Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty et. al. Here are some pictures of the actors as they compare to their famous counterparts. Spock especially looks like the pointy eared devil we've come to know and love. - BLOG ONLY BONUS MATERIAL Part II!: In an unrelated story, the Food Network show "Ace of Cakes" made a Star Trek cake for a customer which aroused the ire of Trekies because it wasn't 100% accurate. Some people need to get out of their Mama's basement every once in a while.
5/28/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Famed TV and mov, ie composer Earle Hagen has passed away at the age of 88. Hagen is probably best remembered for a little tune called "The Fishin' Hole" which was the theme to,
"The Andy Griffith Show." And yes, that was Hagen doing the whistling. He also co-wrote the jazz piece "Harlem Nocturne" which became the theme of one of my all-time favorite TV shows, "Mickey Spi, llane's Mike Hammer." - Milwaukee will unveil "The Bronze Fonz" statue in a ceremony set for August 19th. The statue is a tribute to Fonzie, a character from the 1970's sitcom "Happy Days." Many of the shows stars are expected to attend the ceremony as are stars from the spin-off "Laverne and Shirley." Two stars who won't be attending will be Ron Howard, who,
is working on a new film and big brother Chuck who went MIA af, ter, the first season of the show. Makes you want to say "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
5/27/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Sad news from Hollywood. Legendary director Sydney Pollack has passed away at the age of 73. Pollack was known as a director, producer and actor and directed such films as "The Way We Were", "Out of Africa" and "Tootsie."
- Two Milwaukee Girls are saving for college by brewing root beer. Over 6,000 bottles of "Haley and Annabelle's Vanilla Root Beer" have been sold. The girls, aged ten and five, get help from their dad who brews the drink in his Milwaukee restaurant. I'm not sure if it's available in our area.
- Talk about scary. Is it possible that gas could hit $6-$7 a gallon by the end of the year? This would not only affect you at the pumps, but significantly raise the prices of everything you buy.
5/23/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Oliver Stone has finally found his Dick Chaney. Veteran Actor Richard Dreyfuss (Jaws, Goodbye Girl, Mr. Holland's Opus) will star as the veep in Stone's new movie "W", , a biopic about President Bush. Josh Brolin (No Country For Old Men) will play the President with James Cromwell (L.A. Confidential, 24, Star Trek First Contact) playing George H.W. Bush.
- A couple in Oconomowoc is suing their neighbors for various deeds which they claim are devaluing their property. You judge for yourself if you think they have a legitimate complaint or are just a bit paranoid.
- Four students were arrested after a food fight broke out at a Jackson, Mississippi middle school. Bluto denies the charges.
- A couple in England says they have the world's oldest dog. According to the owners, Bella is 29 years old or 203 in people years. I wonder if they can still teach her new tricks.
5/22/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- An 81 year-old woman in Cedarburg got stuck in her bathtub for several days before her daughter alerted 911 and emergency workers freed her. Officials say elderly people who live alone should consider wearing those alert necklaces.
- A car dealer is Missouri,
is offering customers a choice: Free gas or a free gun. So far, most are taking the free gun. That's probably so they can get free gas. - It's a final: David Cook is your new "American Idol." It seems to me the guy you always think will finish second wins so that both become stars and the show garners even more publicity. David Cook was good, though. So good he got Simon to apologize. WOW!
5/21/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Tired of spending money on toilet paper? Then you need a Biffy. The problem is you can't TP the homecoming queen's house with a Biffy.
- Poor Jason Taylor. Fist his football team, the Miami Dolphins wins only one game during the regular season, Then, last night, he finishes second to figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi on Dancing With The Stars. Kristi becomes the first female winner in show history.
- While Dancing with the , Stars wrapped up last night, "American Idol's" two hour wrap is tonight. I'm not sure who will win but I am confident his name will be David.
5/20/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- It looks like you haven't seen the last of new editions of Emeril Live! As did Mario Batali and Wolfgang Puck, Emeril will be moving to the Fine Living Network beginning in July. It is a sister network of "The Food Network" which means old chefs never die, they just get moved to FLN. My guess is that Food Network is moving the more upscale chefs to FLN and keeping the "regular cooks" like Rachel Ray, Paula Deen, (ugh) Sandra Lee and Tyler Florence to reach a less upscale and more blue collar demographic. As much as I love Emeril, most of the time what he puts on the table is way over my head and my budget (sure, I can find clams in Wisconsin.)
- What 1961 predictions about tech, nology came true in 2000? Compare and contrast here.
- Tonight is a big night on TV with the finals of "Dancing with the Stars", the final voting in "American Idol" and the final new episode ever of Shark starring James Woods. Okay, Shark not so much.
5/19/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A woman in Alabama called the poison line because she saw her two year-old chewing on a lead based carpenter's pen. What she got instead was a sex line. It turns out there was a typo in the phone book.
- In Austrailia, a man is wondering how a Gecko got in a chicken egg. It begs the question which came first, the egg or the insurance spokespe, rson.
- If you are considering a pet, Butkus D. Dogg and Murphy A. Dogg suggest you read this first.
- BONUS MATERIAL ALERT: I thought this was a little too racy to do on the air, but I did find it amusing and wanted to share it with you. SFW.
5/16/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- It's splitsville for Shania Twain and husband Mutt Lange. It will be interesting to see what direction her music takes in the future as Mutt was also her producer and gave Shania that signature sound that made her very rich.
- If you a fan of Philly Cheesesteak, there's a new one in Philly that costs $100 and has lobster and truffels in it. I think I'll just continue to eat the $7 variety which you can get from Pat's or Geno's. Besides, for $100 I can go get a gallon of gas for my lawn mower.
- A man in England found his wife was cheating on him with a co-worker. So, he put his wife up for auction on E-Bay. Bids reached $1 million dollars for his "cheating, adulterous slag of a wife."
5/14/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- One of the most popular actors of the 70's, James Garner is recovering from a small stroke he suffered last week. Garner, who played the often befuddled detective Jim Rockford on "The Rockford Files" should be released from an LA hospital later this week.
- When it came to engaging with Star Trek groupies, William Shatner says he preferred Scotty beam him out. Shatner says most of the groupies that offered to take him where no man had gone before we, re just trying to live out their Sci-Fi fantasies. My guess is the constant participation in the prime directive had Shatner operating at less than warp speed.
- Marissa is the latest contestant on "Dancing with the Stars" to be sent home. She does have great spirit as evidenced by her parting comments last night.
5/13/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A woman in Florida is suing her husband after claiming he won $600,000 in the lottery and didn't share it with her. Guys, don't try to hide things from the wife because it will bite you in the end.
- A new Little League field in Portland, Or. had to be closed because the foul balls kept bombarding homes in the neighborhood. Either that or they have some really big mosquitos there.
- Here's a page out of my life: An 18 year-old boy snuck into his girlfriend's bedroom through a window for a romantic rendezvous. He didn't find her, but he did find her daddy, who promptly beat the crap out of him. In addition to black eyes, he's up on charges for breaking and entering. If it were up to me, I'd pin a medal on the father and ground the daughter for life.
5/12/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Actor Dennis Farina (Crime Story, Law & Order) was caught with an unregistered, load, ed handgun on a plane. Farina claims he didn't realize the gun was in his luggage. Farina, by the way, is a former Chicago cop.
- What should you do when a police officer pulls you over for a traffic stop? Here are five things you should do and five things you shouldn't.
- For the twelfth consecutive year, Emily is the most popular name for girls while for the ninth straight time, Jacob is tops for boys. Here's a list of the top names.
5/9/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- We made our final Kwik Trip world tour stop yesterday at the Business Drive location in Sheboygan. Thanks to Ellen and her crew for making us feel so welcome. And thanks to all of the Kwik Trip employees in Chilton, New Holstein, Manitowoc, Kiel, Plymouth and Sheboygan for working hard every day to make visiting a Kwik Trip store a great consumer experience. That's me talking folks, not the script.
- A woman has sued the city of Norwalk, Conn&nbs, p;because her son stepped in dog droppings and it ruined their trip to the museum. The city attorney says "poop happens" and strongly encourages the woman to get over it.
- I've been going to ball games since I was eight years old and the only time I ever came close to catching a foul ball was when my friend caught one on a bounce and I dived on top of him to protect him from everybody else that was about to pile on him (btw the foul ball was hit by former Brewer Bob Gates, number 21 on your scorecard and in your heart.) At Dodger stadium in LA, two fans sitting in adjoining seatshad foul balls hit to them on CONSECUTIVE PITCHES. You have better odds at winning the Powerball drawing.
- The burial of a woman in Montreal, Canada has been postponed because her burial plot apparently is owned by someone else. Proof again that in death you need a plot and a plan.
5/8/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour stops at our final location, on South Business Drive in Sheboygan. We'll be there from 11-1. Thanks to Sherri and her crew at the Calumet Drive location for their hospitality yesterday. A bigger thanks to Mother Nature for holding off the rain.
- Star Jones is a little hot at former "The View" co-star Barbara Walters who took a few shots at Jones in her newly published memoir. Jones says it's sad to see Barbara like this in "sunset of her life." Maybe Dr. Phil can swoop in and settle this.
- Here's the perfect job for my teenage step-daughter. NASA will pay people $17,000 for 90 days JUST TO LAY IN BED. It's part of an experiment designed to combat the effects of weightlessness over prolonged periods. For anyone who likes to hit the snooze button several times, contact NASA post haste!
- Last night, Jason Castro was sent home on "American Idol." That leaves three finalists left for those keepin, g score at home.
5/7/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues today at the Kwik Trip location on Calumet Ave. in Sheboygan. We'll be there from 11-1. Thanks to Patrick and the gang at the Plymouth location for their hospitality yesterday. A special thank you to all the Lake listeners who came out to pick up prizes. We were swamped!
- There's a new British reality show in the making called "Naked Office" where an entire office will have to do their jobs in the buff. The best place to find a willing office is in a strip mall (Mr Peabody!)
- A burglary suspect was caught in a vent over a grill at a Florida restaurant. The owner says the perp got in the vent after a fight with his wife. I've had a few disagreements with Princess and while I am sure that I have been raked over the coals, I don't think I've ever wound up hanging over the grill.
- The length of your arms and legs could determine if you have a good chance of suffering dementia later in life. According to research, unless you have a wing span like Shaquille O'Neal, you are in big trouble.
5/6/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues between 11-1 in Plymouth. Thanks to Kris and her crew at the Menasha Ave. location in Manitowoc for their hospitality yesterday. Special thanks to Shelia, the sample lady, for allowing me to try some of their delicious "Kwik Stix" product.
- Cartoonist Ted Key has passed away at the age of 95. Key was the guy who created "Hazel" for the Saturday Evening Post and later TV. What I didn't know is that he also created Mr. Peabody and Sherman for the "Rocky and Bullwinkle Show." Rocky and Bullwinkle was my favrorite cartoon growing up and Mr. Peabody contributed to my love of all things history.
- A woman was evicted from her home in Englad after she let the weeds grow too high for her neighbors liking. If my neighbors find out, they will be loading up a moving van in my driveway by the time I get home.
- A boy from Connecticut who has worn a Brett Favre jersey every day for over four yearshas finally retired it. It seems it was becoming more of a Brett Favre half shirt.
5/5/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues this morning from 11-1 at the Kwik Trip location on Menasha Ave. in Manitowoc.
- A guy in the Chicago suburb of South Chicago Heights loves Pabst Blue Ribbon so much, he's had a special PBR coffin designed for when he goes to the great bar in the sky. And he's not waiting until he dies to use it.
- A Boy Scout in Michigan is a hero for returning a wallet containing $800 to its rightful owner. For his effort, , he gets a pizza party paid for by the Michigan State Police.
- Pipe smokers at a pipe smoking convention in Chicago were saddened when they found out they could only puff in a tent fifteen feet away and outside of the convention center where the convention was being held. This is because of Illinois' new anti-smoking laws. If you ask me, this is like having a wine tasting in a dry county.
5/2/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues today at Kwik Trip on North Eighth St. in Manitowoc today between 11-1. Our thanks to Bonnie and her crew at the Kwik Trip on Meadow Lane for all their hospitality yesterday...including the 52 ounce cup of ice coffee. Fantastic!
- The Mayor of the Chicago suburb of Oak Lawn thought it might be a fun idea to put wacky sayings under stop signs i, n order to get,
people to actually stop. Under one, he put "and smell the roses" while under others he put "because you are not going." Unfortunately, the Illinois Department of Transportation did not find this amusing and ordered him to take down the signs. So much for that out of the box thinking we encourage our elected officials to have. - Speaking of elected officials, Barbara Walters is admitting to an affair with former Senator Edward Brooke. Barbara dished on what will be Tuesday's airing of "Oprah" just ahead of her book release and Wednesday night special on ABC.
- Some food news this morning: Burger King has developed a burger in the UK that's made of Kobe beef. It costs $167. That's a lot of change at the drive through. And, a company from Norway is planning on marketing salmon hot dogs. Eyou! Have you no decency, sir?
- We told you a few weeks back about a woman from Denver who died her dog pink to promote breast cancer awareness. She's reached a plea agreement and pro, m, ises never to do it again.
5/1/08-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Our Kwik Trip world tour continues this morning at Kwik Trip on Meadow Lane in Manitowoc. Thanks to Jeffery and his crew at the Hamilton St. location for their hospitality yesterday. Debra, the sample lady, turned us on to Kwik Trip's Tornados, which is sort of like an egg roll burrito. Based on my description of them, I was ordered to bring some back to the radio station for further analysis.
- A couple of weird criminals are in the news. The first is a woman in San Diego was a normal, suburban mom of three kids. Except she had a prison record. In 1975. And she had escaped from jail. If this doesn't make it into an episode of "Desperate Housewives", nothing will! Meanwhile, a guy in the Chicago suburb of Lake Villa had to take his son to a tennis lesson. So he landed his airplane on a golf course. At least he didn't make his son parachute out of the plane!
- Yesterday, we told you how much Carly Simon liked Brooke on "American Idol." Carly was probably disappointed last night when it was Brooke's turn to get sent home. I guess they won't be having "Carly Simon Week" anytime soon!
- Most of us like our ribs with a slightly smokey flavor, but these ribs got kicked up a few too many notches. Emeril Lagasse wept openly when he heard the news.