3/31/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A couple of really weird criminals this morning. One guy tried to steal a bag of seafood from a grocery store, so he stuffed it in his pants. That leads to a new expression "is that a shrimp in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Then, a guy in Florida threw a cheeseburger at another car. He told the cops later that the other driver had angered him and if he has to go to jail, that's okay.
- Oprah's last new show will be May 25th. She most likely will take some time off and then announce a new show on the OWN network, her cable network.
- Brett from Menard's in Sheboygan has some great deals on things for indoors and outdoors (if it ever warms up.) Check them out here.
3/30/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- If this story is true, Apple is a pretty cool company.
- First eliminated on "Dancing With The Stars", radio personality Mike Catherwood.
- Sara from St Nicholas Hospital joined us to talk about their home heath and hospice services. You can find more info here.
3/29/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Dread going to the grocery store? Here are some tips to make it easy.
- We always hear about Hollywood couples getting divorced. Meet some celebrity couples who have good marriages.
- On our "Money Talks Tips and Traps", Greg Anderson talked about incorporation. You can listen to the podcast here. Just scroll on down.
3/28/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. I think Charlie has worked his way out of the news cycle, so this will be our last morning Chuck until something big comes along. It seems like the bloom is off the rose on Charlie's upcoming tour. There are lots of unsold tickets and those that remain are being sold at less than face value.
- How did you get out of bed this morning? Here are some tips to make it easier.
- The annual Copper Hill Cheese Rolling competition is in danger after being canceled for the second consecutive year. Last year, it was safety concerns, this year, entry fees.
- How are you doing in your office March Madness pool? If you picked VCU and Butler to make the final four, you are either a psychic, a liar or should immediately head to Las Vegas.
3/25/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck: Only one Charlie story this morning. Charlie's rep says Charlie DOES NOT have a book deal
- You have to have some serious cahones to rob a Police and Fire credit union. I'll bet when they catch this guy, they'll make Gitmo look like a game of tag.
- Lots of drama on American Idol last night. The judges used the only save they have to keep Casey in the contest. Naema from Milwaukee did make the cut of the first ten.
- A man walks into a Starbucks and starts throwing around $100 bills. Sorry, there's no punch line, it really happened.
3/24/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: Welcome back your morning Chuck. Good news, Charlie has passed another drug test. For Charlie to return to 2½ Men, he'd have to get the approval of Warner Brothers. That's just not going to happen. Finally, don't count Sara Silverman among Charlie's fans.
- Why is the operation against Libya called "Odyssey Dawn." Here's why.
- You can find anything on the Internet. Even a hit man.
3/23/11-We're in snow mode this morning on account of the rain and sleet and snow (oh my.)
3/22/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. Charlie had a pretty good day yesterday. First, his ex-wife dropped the retraining order against him. Then, he made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Meanwhile, Charlie's dad thinks he is immature (is Martin Sheen auditioning for the part of Captain Obvious?) and his brother wants to go all Godfather on him.
- It takes over 58,000 glasses of radioactive milk to be dangerous. Obviously, whoever did the research wasn't lactose intolerant.
- The biggest loser in the NFL lockout could be America's chicken wing industry.
- Greg Anderson came by with another installment of "Money Talks Tips and Traps." Today, Greg tells you how to report your side work to the IRS. You can catch the podcast here. Just click on the Lake 98.1 icon and find the appropriate link.
3/21/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. We're a couple days late in posting this, but here are Charlie's brackets for the NCAA tourney. Now, to the big story. Does CBS want Charlie back? Also, if you plan on attending one of Charlie's live shows, Charlie's manager says Charlie's quotes are like another famous person known for clever quips.
- ABC may soon be adjusting their daytime programming. Is "All My Children" a goner.
- The state of Illinois will sell you a personalized license plate as long as they approve the message.
3/18/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. Charlie Sheen has added twelve more dates for his live show. Maybe he could perform at Brat Days. Also, Charlie took some shots from eighties comic icon Andrew Dice Clay who said Charlie was "the biggest loser in the world." Of course, Dice has pretty much been off the radar for twenty years, so he appears to be using Charlie as a way to get attention.
- A bank robber in Dayton Ohio robbed a bank and then fled to his getaway vehicle of choice---a city bus. The man was apprehended at the next stop.
- On American idol last night, it was so long to Karen. The contestant from Milwaukee, Naima Adedapo, was in the bottom three but survived.
- How are your basketball brackets this morning? If you picked Louisville to get to the elite eight like I did, it's time to find the paper shredder.
3/17/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. It seems as though Charlie is in hiding (or busy packing) or fallen off the news cycle, because there was only one story about him yesterday. It looks like he will be swimming upstream in his suit against Warner Brothers.
- It's St. Patty's day today. What celeb would you like to hoist a pint with? Me? I'd like to talk sports with the President or discuss cooking with Chef Emeril Lagasse.
- Here are some things you do that may annoy your dog. Besides eating steak in front of them.
3/16/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck: After his interview a couple of weeks ago with CNN's Piers Morgan, Charlie offered to take him out to get hammered. One of Charlie's goddesses has returned. Bree Olsen has returned to Sober Valley Lodge just in time to help Charlie pack for his move around the corner to a house near Paris Hilton. Charlie has added some dates to his upcoming tour and he's in talks to do another "Major League" movie. Finally, former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, who has written a new, tell-all book about what it's like to be a rock and roll party legend, compares Charlie to one of the hallowed names of rock and roll party animals.
- If you fly Continental Airlines, make sure you eat before your flight. The airline is saving money by no longer serving free snacks in coach.
- What's in a name. Plenty when you get arrested and your name is Moron.
- Susie from St. Nicholas Hospital joined us to talk about a program for senior drivers being held in April. Get all the info right here.
3/15/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. Charlie Sheen will donate big time to help the victims of the earthquake/tsunami in Japan. A company is now marketing "tiger blood." It comes in an IV bag.
- Twitter has claimed another celebrity. AFLAC insurance has fired comedian Gilbert Gottfried as voice of the famous AFLAC duck after he made some comedic tweets about the situation in Japan. Japan represents three quarters of AFLAC's business. Proof again you should never bite the duck that feeds you.
- Last night on the conclusion of "The Bachelor", Brad proposed to Emily. Of course she said yes.
- This morning on "Money Talks Tips and Traps", Greg Anderson talked about annuities. Listen to this podcast or any of Greg's other sage advice right here. Just click on the Lake 98.1 icon.
3/14/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: It's your morning Chuck. Newsweek explores the Charlie phenomenon. John Stamos has been one of the names bandied about to replace Charlie Sheen on "2½ Men." John says thank-you, no. Charlie Sheen sold out his road show...in 18 minutes. Alec Baldwin says Charlie should beg for his job back. Finally, Charlie's sons had their birthday yesterday, but Charlie wasn't invited.In 2002,
- Fox launched a "sci-fi Western" called "Firefly." It's about these space travelers who encounter others in the year 2518. After watching two episodes last night, I've decided that it's like watching Star trek on acid.
- Frobes has issued their list of the highest paid celebrities of 2010. Here's the list and #1 should not be a surprise.
- A Denny's customer in Orlando was tired of waiting for his order. So he showed his displeasure by walking outside and firing a pistol three times. Police showed their displeasure by arresting him.
- Web Only Content II: I hope this isn't your grocery list.
3/12/11-It's your morning Chuck, weekend edition: TLC is working on a special about Charlie Sheen. Meanwhile, Charlie has been busy himself. He's planning a road tour and he's talking about Major League III. Technically, there already was a Major League III. Finally, Charlie is a sweet sensation in New Jersey.
3/11/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: Here's your morning Chuck. Police raided Sober Valley Lodge last night looking for guns that were against an agreement he had with his ex-wife. They left finding very little. But they were back hours later after a stalker somehow got onto Charlie's estate. Meanwhile, Charlie has filed a $100 million dollar suit against CBS, Warner Brothers and the creator of "2½ Men", Chuck Lorre. Lorre says it's "a fantasy lottery." Finally, Charlie's co-star Jon Cryer admits to the nation he is indeed a troll. Tongue in cheek of course.
- A man in Iowa has an old school approach to lent. He will go for 46 days on nothing but beer and water.
- American Idol said goodbye to Ashton last night. The judges refused to use their save.
- Congratulations to Lake 98.1's Lou Dobbs who returns to TV next Monday on Fox Business Channel.
3/10/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Web Only Content: I thought I'd keep the Charlie Sheen news limited to the blog today simply to give your ears a rest. If you care to read on, by all means, it's still interesting. It looks like all this time he's spent on the Internet has cost Charlie...in dollars. Rumors are he is now cash poor. Charlie also hopes Rob Lowe will replace him on "2½ Men", but given the fact that Lowe is under contract to another show ("Parks and Recreation") that is unlikely to happen. What would celebrity rehab's Dr. Drew Pinsky do with Charlie Sheen? He recommends a 5150 psychiatric hold, which allows police to take individuals into custody for a 72-hours who may be considered a danger to themselves or others. I would assume Charlie is a danger to Chuck Lorre right about now. Finally, William Shatner thinks Charlie is perfectly sane. Maybe Charlie will do a guest shot on Bill's terrific interview program on Biography Channel, "Shatner's Raw Nerve."
- ABC has picked up a second season of "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution." The show, which features the British Chef trying to help make the school lunch better. Last year, he worked with the cafeteria staff in Huntington, VA, who fought him every step of the way. I'm not big on reality shows, but somehow my wife, Princess, got me hooked on it. It's pretty compelling TV, although I think it would be better served being on cable.
- Who is the richest man in the world? Carlos Slim has the fattest wallet. He's worth $74 billion dollars thanks to his Mexican telecom empire. As usual, Bill Gates was second and Warren Buffet was third.
- A dog who sensed her owner was about to have a heart attack is up for a national award. Celli, a fifteen year-old Lab mix kept after her owner all day prior to his heart attack, then barked and ran for help.
3/9/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A customer at a fast food restaurant in Florida became convinced that someone at the restaurant did something to her sandwich. So much so, she climbed over the counter and started pelting the employees with food. Police arrived and hauled her away. Security cameras captured the whole incident on film.
- More Charlie Sheen news this morning. In his final webcast last night, Charlie declared war on CBS, Warner Brothers and show producer Chuck Lorre. Meanwhile, as Bruce Hornsby once wrote, "the lawyers cleanup all details." Warner Brothers is pointing to a morals clause in Sheen's contract as the reason for his dismissal from "2½ Men." Charlie has at least one backer left, Roseanne Barr, who also worked with Chuck Lorre and has nothing nice to say about him. Now talk is about who will replace Sheen on the show, if anyone at all. Here are some of the names being thrown out. And, finally, if you are sick and tired of all this Charlie Sheen stuff, there is a new browser blocker out called Tinted Sheen.
- Mary from St. Nicholas Hospital joined us to remind us that this is colorectal cancer awareness month and people, especially over 50, should get an exam. Find out more here.
3/8/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- McDonald's no longer has the most restaurants on the planet. Your new leader? Subway.
- In a surprise to no one, Charlie Sheen was fired yesterday from "2½ Men." Here's what the studio had to say and here's what Charlie had to say. It's not like Charlie will go away quietly. First, he plans to sue Warner Borthers over his firing. Then, he'll be featured in an animated special on Spike TV. Finally, he's considering a road show, similar to Conan's.
- Greg Anderson joined us with "Money Talks Tips and Traps." Today, Greg talked about some key tax dates besides April 15. You can catch the podcast here. Just click on the Lake 98.1 icon and pick the one you want to listen to.
3/7/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A Virgin Blue flight attendant put a baby in an overhead storage compartment on a recent flight. The steward, now unemployed, claims that the 17 month old was playing hide and seek with his father.
- TV Land will be hosting a "Welcome Back Kotter" reunion and the most famous sweathog of all, John Travolta, has agreed to participate. No word yet on whether Mr. Kotter, Gabe Kaplan will participate.
- Pork has been the "other white meat" for twenty-five years. Now, the national pork producers have changed their slogan to "Pork: Be Inspired." If it were up to me, I would make this the slogan: "Pork: More expensive as beef, but cheaper than chicken."
3/4/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- President Obama is going to honor several entertainers and writers with the "prestigious White House award for the arts and humanities." Included in the group are actress Meryl Streep, singer/songwriter James Taylor and author Harper Lee, who wrote "To Kill a Mockingbird."
- Milwaukee's Naima Adedapo hung on last night to get the final seat on "American Idol."
3/3/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- Teen signing sensation Justin Bieber recently cut his hair. When he did, he put the clippings on EBAY where they promptly went for $40,000. The money will go to charity. Gee, I got my hair cut yesterday and I'll bet my clippings are still on the floor. Both of them.
- A police officer in Houston is being investigated after he lobbed a tear gas canister in the middle of a barbecue cook-off. This would make a great show on Food Network as Guy Fieri and Bobby Flay try to prepare barbecue while Ted Allen and Alton Brown lob tear gas at them.
- If brushing your teeth has become a bore, try some of this bacon flavored toothpaste. It's $8 a tube. For that kind of money, I'd just assume put some bacon bits in my Crest.
3/2, /11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- A man in Canada was arrested when he used a TV remote to assault a family member. Try to destroy my TV remote? Yeah, that would catch my attention.
- If Charlie Sheen isn't omnipotent enough, he's now tweeting. You can follow him here.
- Michelle, a registered dietitian at St. Nicholas Hospital, joined us to talk about National Nutrition Month. You can find out more here.
3/1/11-Here's what we talked about this morning:
- ABC has announced the latest cast of "Dancing With The Stars." Here is the list.
- Charlie Sheen has taken to the airwaves to defend his position regarding the shutting down of his TV show, "Two and a Half Men." He's been on NBC, CNN and tonight he talks to ABC. One wonders given all of the conversation if Charlie will ever work again.
- Greg Anderson joined us for another edition of "Money Talks Tips and Traps." Today's segment was about tax planning. You can find all of our segments here. Just click on the Lake 98.1 logo for the podcasts.